WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON!
Greetings! I see you have stumbled into the lair on the Dragon as we like to call it around here. You see this is a dungeon and you must be here for a reason. Therefore, I have no intention of letting you leave! But, like all dungeons there is a way to escape! But I'm not about to tell you how. Then again you could just do the cowardly thing and click you back button. Hey, it's no skin of my back! A word of caution. Decide what you will this place is lurking with evil things that you may not notice until it's to late.